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Joke of the Day
"All animals are wild animals if you give them tequila and lift up their t-shirts."
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"Survival tip: If a clown starts making a balloon chainsaw, run like hell."
"Which doesn't belong: Meat, a Blow Job, Your Wife, An Egg A blowjob, because you can't beat a blowjob."
"What do you call immigrants in Sweden? Swede-ish"
"A dashcam video of a cop lip-syncing and dancing to a Taylor Swift song went viral, which is just one more reason to hate the police."
"What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails."
"Why do you never see prostitutes on airplanes? They don't give a flying fuck."
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
"My mother's maiden name is Password"
"Early christians supported marijuana usage. Just think about how many get stoned."