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Joke of the Day
"What did the leper say the the prostitute? Keep the tip"
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"In Canada , we have two seasons... six months of winter and six months of poor snowmobiling."
"[March 15] Brutus: Going 2 the senate? Caesar: yeah u? Brutus: yep it'll be killer Caesar: how so? Brutus: like cool u know rad senate stuff"
"What type of cow produces both milk and potatos? Your Mother."
"Life is like a bowl of soup You only get blown if you're hot"
"Apparently it's frowned upon to wipe sweat from the brow of a sexy guy at the gym Who knew"
"What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops? A small medium at large!"
"For Sale: 2-in-1 Menthol Shampoo Great hairwash. Mint condition."
"Every time I use a public bathroom, one thought occurs...""Seriously? This many people have Sharpies on them at all times?"""
"When my twitter crush rt's another girl, a little part of me dies. And so does she."