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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops? A small medium at large!"

"A good way to force people to feel whatever you're feeling is to hum in public"

"Made a reverse chain letter that said 'delete this email or you get bad luck!' and then deleted it without sending. Then I called it a day."

"Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police? Because the g is silent"

"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope, and no jobs."

"Why don't witches wear underpants? To get a better grip on the broom"

"St. Peter: Why should I let you into heaven? Me: Once a coworker said ""supposably"" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here"

"I got excited when my son joined the cross-country team. But then I learned they don't cross the country and are back home in a few hours."

"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? Pilot."

"Kids are like doughnuts. Sweet and yummy but more than one, maybe two, and you're like, ""What the hell have I done?"""