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Joke of the Day

"Every time I use a public bathroom, one thought occurs...""Seriously? This many people have Sharpies on them at all times?"""

"This guy. This guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes outta no where."

"Hermione Granger: What can I wear that won't make me look fat? Ronald Weasley: An invisibility cloak"

"When midgets celebrate 4/20... Do they get high, or just get medium?"

"My Grandmother recently passed away and left me everything in her will. I guess you could say that I'm Grammy nominated."

"Did you know you can break your nose if you squint hard enough? I did it on the bus today and some Asian guy punched me in the face!"

"Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House? A: There is White-out on the screen."

"Why do Marxists drink herbal tea? Because all proper tea is theft."

"What's the difference between Jesus in real life and Jesus in a picture frame? It only takes one nail to hang up Jesus in a picture frame."

"This generation sucks but does it swallow"