1987
Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch? Paddy O' furniture"
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"How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine? Just Juan and Emmanuel."
"My doctor asked if I drink to excess. I told him I'll drink to anything."
"2 first names I don't trust people with 2 first names: Paul Ryan, Larry David, Martin Lawrence, Saddam Hussein http://www.twitter.com/HireMeImFunny"
"Why did the golfer wear two pants? He got a hole in one"
"How did the butcher introduce his wife? He said ""Meet Patty"""
"In most conversations, my face is basically a red battery logo with 10% written next to it."
"Please don't be curly Please don't be curly Please don't be curly I pray to myself as I pull a hair from my mouth while eating Chinese food"
"There is no ""we"" in pizza"
"If Coca-Cola REALLY cared about the obesity problem they'd put cocaine back in their recipe."