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Joke of the Day

"What is the worst place to hide in a hospital? The ICU (I-see-you!)"

"I saw a Buzzfeed article about the top 10 ways to execute someone. Number 3 will shock you."

"Why were the Indians here first? because they had reservations"

"70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots."

"[The Second Coming] Jesus:""People of the Earth! I have returned with news of God's love an-"" Voice from the crowd:""DO THE WINE TRICK"""

"If it was the Well Constructed Tower of Pisa, no one would give a shit."

"When I was in Paris, I got up early to get some food. They had this huge mushroom buffet. Portabella, shiitake; Breakfast of champignons"

"Did you hear about that new movie ""Constipation?!"" It still hasn't come out!"

"The worst thing about babies is how little they appreciate all the sleep they get."

"Jews What is the difference between a pizza and a jew? Jews dont scream in the oven. What is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? Boy scouts come home from camp."