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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a prayer is answered? A coincidence."
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"What do you say to your laces to make them go away? Shoo laces"
"I hate it when people say ""Oh, I'm a vegetarian except for fish"". Yeah? And I'm a non-smoker except for cigarettes. #WorldVeganDay"
"*Watching YouTube videos* Boss: What are you watching? Me: .... Boss: ... Me: Church? Boss: That's a dog on a unicycle. Me: Praise The Lord!"
"If you wear a onesie to a wedding, no one will ever invite you to another one."
"Dora the Explorer has taught me just enough Spanish to engage Spanish-speaking people in the worst conversation they've ever had."
"The man who worte the Hokey Pokey died. They had a hard time placing him in the coffin. They put his left leg in, but as soon as they started trying to put the right leg in they had problems."
"If ""The Purge"" was real, I'd hide in Aeropostale cause no one has been there since like 2009"
"GOOD COP: Give us a name! PERP: Never! TED TALK COP: Imagine a world where every single human has- PERP: Okay I'll talk, please just stop!"
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've yet to pay money to have a lentil on my face"