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Joke of the Day

"Everyone's always talking about our forefathers... I'm pretty sure there were more than that."

"you got to be fast to make it in advertising kid. gotta be snappy. gotta be clever. how would you sell a car? thats right: titties"

"maybe ancient civilizations wouldn't have died out if they'd built regular buildings instead of these dumb ruins"

"NSFW Hey girl, are you a doctor? I need to speak to one because you've given me an erection that's lasted longer than 4 hours."

"How do you get gum out of your hair? Q: How do you get gum out of your hair? A: Cancer."

"Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin"

"What does a flying rabbit has on his back? An eagle"

"What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box? Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me."

"If I Cuold Time Travel I would fix the title."

"Taco Bell is serving breakfast now. Because why wait until afternoon when you can get diarrhea first thing in the morning!TM"