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"What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies."
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"[NSFW]A more honest retelling of John F. Kennedy's famous quote on lunar exploration. ""We choose to go to the moon, and Marilyn Monroe's bedroom, because it is easy and because I am hard."" JFK - 1961."
"How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing? HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!"
"I guess Donald Trump hates Pre-shredded cheese He wants to make America grate again"
"DOG 911: What's ur emer- DOG: OWNER IS CATCHIN POKEMON DOG 911: So DOG: HE'S THROWING BALLS BUT I CAN'T FIND THEM DOG 911: OMG DOG: OMG"
"What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth? The front row of a Ted Nugent concert."
"I'm reading a book on evolution... The beginning wasn't great, but it's getting better over time."
"What kind of bus can cross the ocean? A Columbus."
"I ran into the back of a dwarf's car. He said he wasn't happy. I said ""Well which one are you?"""
"The cannibal nervously decided to try his first human meal Much to his dismay, he got cold feet"