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Joke of the Day
"What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say? Aloha Akbar."
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"Am I the only one that tests ""forever"" postage stamps by smothering them with a pillow?"
"you down with ADD? yeah you know me"
"If you're in a relationship. I don't know why you feel the need to upload 10 selfies a day. Look at your boyfriend instead of a camera . You attention seeking hoe"
"Every frozen yogurt store feels like you're hanging out inside a Japanese girl's backpack."
"Attention friends who don't understand humor,,, please do not attempt to reply to the posts of us who have humorous whit,,,, it's beyond your skill level."
"I can sing a rainbow.. Grey and grey and grey and grey, Grey and grey and grey... I can sing a woodlouse... Kudos to Bill Bailey."
"If we help Kurdistan attack ISIS... they could become WASWAS"
"Why is women's soccer so boring? Because all the good female athletes play in men's leagues. Thank you, thank you."
"Schrodingers cat walks into a bar ... and doesn't."