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Joke of the Day

"I love how they put Mexican translations on condom wrappers Like they use condoms anyway"

"40% of women in the world are battered... And I've been eating mine plain this whole time."

"What kind of bees produce milk? Boo-bees !"

"If I were to have an affair I'd make sure to have a signed prehumptial agreement."

"I told my girlfriend that I wanted to be cremated.. I then told my family that I had no specific burial requests, just make sure that they don't have me cremated, no matter what."

"Sure glad I filled my iPod with shit that I hate."

"What the Diffrence between Chinese and Mexican food? Chinese food comes out in about 15-20 minutes and Mexican food comes outta you in about 15-20 minutes."

"I'm sick and tired of hearing Jew jokes! Anne Frankly, none of them are even that good."

"I am under: paid, pressure, followed, rated, the gun, the radar, the influence, the weather and the wrong impression."

"Why is my dog better than my girlfriend? I can throw her food on the floor, call her a bitch and she'll still play with my balls."