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Joke of the Day

"I Left My Job I used to be a banker but I left because I lost interest."

"Read aloud and quickly: ""One smart feller, he felt smart"" Freudian slip?"

"Air & space museum. Shouldn't the air & space museum be empty?"

"Copper wire was invented by two Jews fighting over a penny."

"The Cherokee Indians are overrated. Sure, they had an advanced writing system, but Indians from Florida produced more Seminole works. ...I'll show myself out."

"What file does a Knight store his music on? A **MIDI**-val file."

"What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno business!"

"Does anyone want a free microwave? Contact me. We can talk about how we both want a free microwave"

"Why can't the homeless ever get by in America? because there's no chaaaannggggeeeee"

"I hate being bi-polar... It's awesome!"