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Joke of the Day
"What file does a Knight store his music on? A **MIDI**-val file."
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"Liam Neeson is like Super Mario who keeps saving a chick who keeps getting kidnapped but instead of mushrooms he's really into phone calls."
"After watching Honey Boo Boo, I realize America has much bigger problems than the national debt."
"Skinny girls think they're fat, fat girls think they're obese. Obese girls...... think they can wear yoga pants"
"I'm not fat! My DNA's just bold font."
"Server: Would you like another glass of wine? Me: I'm sorry, I don't have time Server: For the wine? Me: No, for silly questions"
"No Pornhub, I do not want to play poker. I'm at work."
"How did the massage therapist lose all of his customers? He rubbed them all the wrong way"
"Is it wrong, to put people on your bucket list?"
"Why did Tommen jump out the window? Because he was ready to come out."