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Joke of the Day
"Air & space museum. Shouldn't the air & space museum be empty?"
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"Very offensive man on the loose with flint and steel Sparks outrage"
"What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven Sorry"
"It's my birthday, so here's a related joke. Why are birthdays good for you? - - - - - Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest."
"what kind of knife is used to perform female circumcision? a beaver cleaver"
"Its weird how your entire day flashes before your eyes the moment you realize that your zipper has been down and you haven't pissed in 8 hrs"
"Why did the condom fly out of the window? Because it was pissed off."
"Seriously, why put the suicide hotline on the backs of buses? Put it on the fronts."
"Sean Connery's New Job Sean Connery's agent calls him up and says ""I've got an audition for you tomorrow about 10ish"" Sean says ""Great! I'll bring my racket"""
"What did the nosey pepper do? It got jalepeno business!"