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Joke of the Day

"The Cherokee Indians are overrated. Sure, they had an advanced writing system, but Indians from Florida produced more Seminole works. ...I'll show myself out."

"A man works hard to name an interval equal to 24 hours. so he calls it a day."

"If you really think about it, Jewish people are actually pretty solid nah just kidding, they're all gas"

"When you go to buy fire insurance for your house, don't tell them you need it by a certain date."

"I can't believe my girlfriend just called me old fashioned And with her ankles showing, the slut"

"Don't let the correct punctuation fool you; I'm basically a 4 year old with good grammar."

"Two jewelers saw a man get shot to death. The first jeweler looks at the second and says, ""I'm absolutely opalled! The second just looks down and says, ""I dunno man, I'm just too jaded to care."""

"Two Short Jokes, and One Long One... Joke Joke Jooooooooooooooke!"

"Oh panic attacks,I thought you said pancake attacks because I have those all the time."

"How do you get someone to pay child support? Blackmail."