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Joke of the Day
"Does anyone want a free microwave? Contact me. We can talk about how we both want a free microwave"
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"If the emoji I wanna text is not in the ""recently used,"" you may have to wait 3 days till I find it."
"If you don't like my opinion of you improve yourself!"
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