119411

Joke of the Day

"['90s] I just got a new computer. It's called ""The Tyson."" It comes with two bytes and no memory."

"Swear words Faggot shit fuck dick nigger slut ass pussy cunt damn whitey"

"I was playing snooker with Jacqueline. I looked at her and said, ""Where's your cue?"" She said, ""It's after the C."""

"Wanna see a joke? Look at your dick"

"Happy Mothers Day to all of the moms out there! Scared you didn't I?"

"What's green, slimey and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."

"What do gay horses eat? Horse Dick"

"I call my husband current... He likes it better than number two."

"If Wednesday is hump day... ...is Tuesday foreplay day?"

"Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him? -To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail"