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Joke of the Day

"What do gay horses eat? Horse Dick"

"Key ring A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once."

"What did the sick waiter say when his manager asked him if he could come into work? I can't wait."

"Chinese numbers I asked a sexy Chinese girl for her number. -She replied, ""Sex Sex Sex,Free Sex tonight."" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""

"Cooking tip: You can almost always substitute Nutella for a serious relationship."

"I can prove global warming is real. The Chicago Cubs are still playing its October already."

"Bruce Jenner Coffee! It's so mild that it can change a strong man into a gentle lady with only two sips, and about $100,000 in cosmetic surgery."

"Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate? He was afraid the ring would give him away."

"Little known fact: Henry Ford called it an automobile because ""Horse with no Name"" sounded stupid."

"How to mess with people To REALLY mess with people, try drinking Gatorade from a Windex bottle."