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Joke of the Day

"What do gay horses eat? Horse Dick"

"Professor Snape caught Harry in the hall after dark and out of NOWHERE Lupin pops out in the hallway to save him. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT"

"Why do bears hate shoes so much? They like to run around in their bear feet."

"In these tough times, you can pop in the Titanic DVD to watch rich people die painfully, their money powerless against the fury of nature"

"I'm rockin the 'Barbie doll' look today. No, I didn't dye my hair blonde. I did 4 pushups and now I can't unbend my arms"

"Why aren't PhDs real doctors? Because real doctors have cures."

"What do you call a black lady having an abortion? A hero"

"Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head? It's for people like you who're dead from the neck up!"

"I want to write about what's happening on reddit... ...but I can't spell ""drama"" without ""AMA."""

"The most awkward part of a murder/suicide pact has to be deciding who goes first."