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"My friend gave me one last gift before he died. It was his EpiPen."
"What do you call two crows together? Attempted murder."
"My cooking is so great.... ...that firefighters like to come and watch."
"KID: Why's the sky blue DAD: It's sad MOM: Light refraction DAD: ... MOM: ... DAD: (*mumbling*) light refraction"
"Once you have to start paying a babysitter every time you go out, you realize most friendships aren't worth it."
"A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he says to the man running the stand... ..HEY! (pom pom pom) Got any grapes?"
"Men in hell.. ""Did you see Satan's wife. She's bomb, dude!"" Women in heaven, "" Did you see those Angels? They have no style!"""
"I could host an elegant dinner party, but I don't know enough people with simmering tension over long-held secrets to make it worthwhile."
"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? A boy scout comes back from his camp."