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Joke of the Day
"I call my husband current... He likes it better than number two."
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"ayo girl are you an unanswered email? bc you are stressing me tf out"
"If at first you don't succeed, GREAT. Now you know not to waste your time on that ever again. Fuck that shit. Lesson learned."
"I walked into a family bathroom today at the movies... I identify as a family."
"My daughter complained we were out of snacks so I lifted the couch cushions."
"Love that show where they lure loan officers into a house with mending, To Patch a Creditor."
"I moved to Australia, I've never been so appreciated! I've had so many offers to ""Get F**ked!""... I have the pick of the litter!!"
"How do you make five pounds of fat look attractive? put a nipple on it."
"What do skeletons order at restaurants? Spare ribs."
"How do chinese people laugh over the internet? Lmao Zedong"