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Joke of the Day
"What is your favorite change a lightbulb joke?"
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"How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite? Namaste home tonight."
"My new favorite sex position is called ""wow"". It's where I turn your mom upside down."
"What do you call a dog with no hind legs? Dragon balls."
"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear and one is a great year"
"Wife: I told you to slow down. Cop: License & registration, please. Wife (opens glovebox): Divorce papers? Me: Look underneath them."
"Why did Robert Oppenheimer's wife go to the beach naked? There was no bikini atoll"
"The Grammar Nazis burst in. ""We know you're harbouring Jews, Mrs Gies"" ""There ain't no Jews here!"" ""Double negative! Search the attic, boys"""
"I'm always just a bit disappointed when a liars pants don't actually catch on fire."
"My only talent is sleeping I could do it with my eyes closed."