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Joke of the Day

"Three old deaf men on a train in London Deaf man number one says 'IS THIS WEMBLEY?' The second man replies 'NO IT'S THURSDAY.' and the third man replies 'ME TO. LETS GET OFF AND HAVE A PINT'"

"I'd like to think that my exes see me as ""the one who got away,"" but it's probably more like ""the one who got away from the police."""

"Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning? Because she has two faces."

"I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, But none of them works :/"

"Australian politics"

"I failed the drivers test even though I stopped for the sign I gave it plenty of time to cross, it's not my fault I hit it."

"Why did my wife cross the road? To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago."

"Ex-homeless man with ""golden voice"" announced he's running for president... Marking the first time Donald Trump has hated anything golden."

"My science test was like Jesus and the Cross... I fucking nailed it. Ok, I'll go now."

"Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball? because they don't know where home is"