211358
Joke of the Day
"Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball? because they don't know where home is"
Next Joke
"India launched a rocket to Mars this morning. That's a heck of a place to put a call centre."
"A pregnant woman came in looking for a girly stroller So I kicker her in the stomach."
"Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary. Policeman: You're too late - it's already been done."
"What the difference between Australia and a glass of milk? Leave the glass of milk alone long enough and it'll develop a culture."
"Somebody please tell ugly girls with opinions that nobody is listening."
"*Seeing words in itallic...* Makes me want to eat *pasta*."
"What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad away.."
"90% of the men who cheat and get caught give bad name to the rest 10% who only cheat."
"A mouse jumped out of my stove, but I couldn't catch it. It was out of my range."