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Joke of the Day
"Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning? Because she has two faces."
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"What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth? Hint: It's not English Spanish."
"What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor? A Chair-ity!"
"What do you call a black man that flies planes? A pilot, you racist."
"I love my women like I love my Ikea furniture, cheap and missing a couple screws"
"what did yoda say to a golfer May the course be with you"
"I believe in a woman's right to choose, except when it comes to picking what movie we should watch tonight."
"when is it okay to punch a midget?(X-post fron r/meanjokes) When he stands next to your girlfriend and says that her hair smells nice."
"Q: Why did the kid punch the bed? A: His mother told him to hit the hay."
"[NSFW] How do you tell if your Billy Idol fan girlfriend has a Three Stooges fetish? In the midnight hour she cried ""Moe! Moe! Moe!"""