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Joke of the Day
"I eat bits of metal all day... It's my staple diet."
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"What's the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews? Boy Scouts come back from their camps."
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"Lionel Richie: I'm easy like Sunday morning Sunday morning: wow I'm right here"
"Japanese Joke Why gay men don't masturbate? No interest in women. Better in Japanese"
"What do you call knocked up tomato sauce Prego"
"[Possibly NSFW] Have you heard about it? ""Hey, dude! Have you heard about urophilia? No? Well, urine for a good story"""
"You know what's funny about Internet Explorer? Punch line buffering..."
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