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Joke of the Day
"Australian politics"
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"When someone replies late... If NASA can find a way to send an image of Pluto using that Hubble Space Telescope from 4.67 billion miles then why can't you message me?"
"Boss: Can you look this up? Me: (munching on donut) Internet's closed. Boss: Oh. Me: Yeah, I think they're vacuuming it or something."
"Husband: So we've basically given up. Me: On what? H: *gestures to 4yo carefully piling spaghetti on his head*: Parenting."
"What do you call it when somebody kills a perfect circle of religious leaders? A 360 No-Pope"
"My roomate was bragging about getting top comment of the week on theCHIVE. Yeah, I reddit."
"How can a male get a maid for free? He gets married."
"A beautiful lady once asked me what I like in a woman. I got six months for indecent exposure."
"I just started a business operating charter flights Business is really taking off"
"Why do girls wear perfume and makeup? Because they're ugly and they smell bad"