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Joke of the Day

"PROPOSAL: Rebrand shootings as ""late-term abortion."" Watch the GOP scramble to stop them."

"Jesus sits at his last supper *breaks bread* This is my body *pours wine* This is my blood *open jar of mayo* Judas: I'm gonna have to stop you right there"

"Did you blow Bubbles when you were a kid? well he is back in town, wants you to hook up."

"Yo mama joke(FNAF2) Yo mama is so ugly that even the puppet master was scared of her!"

"Cartoons lied to me as a child. I was lead to believe quicksand was going to be a much larger problem in life."

"I've been hearing about bed stacking conspiracies It's only a matter of time before someone debunks them"

"I may not have any friends but at least I know my cat will never ask me to help him move"

"What do you call a dog that is underwater? A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day."

"What's The Difference Between Donald Trump and a Bucket of Shit? The Bucket!"

"Why can't you have military coup in Russia? Because in Russia the military coups you."