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Joke of the Day
"What do you call sex with a burrito? Getting chipotlaid."
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"My long legs mean I can emerge gracefully from an SUV. After that, every step looks like I was just released from a zero gravity experiment."
"What does a Boko Haram terrorist become after getting his throat slit? Boko Halal."
"Always remember, that no matter how useless you think you are, you are still someone's reason to smile."
"Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball? Because he couldn't find a date!"
"I get high before I get my Drivers License pic taken. That way I look normal if I'm pulled over."
"What comes first? The Chicken or the Cart!"
"What did the eggs say when the cops showed up? Everybody scramble!"
"""PS, I love you"" -- Me to my PlayStation."