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Joke of the Day

"I was driving today... And saw a sign that said, ""Steamed Crabs"". I began to wonder: ""What made them so mad?"""

"What do is the difference between acne and a pedophile? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're twelve"

"What do you call an Asian race car driver Nobody knows"

"Why did the frog cross the road.... Because he was taped to the chicken."

"Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face? A: If his lips are moving then he's lying."

"Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"

"What do Native American pubescent hipsters who would like to join a group often say? Clandestine."

"What do they eat on the set of a chick flick? Romcomnoms"

"What does an Asian man do during an erection? Vote."