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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the the horse that got shot? He's in stable condition."
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"[wife leaving for the weekend] ""Baby formula is in the cupbo--"" ""I think I know how to make a baby. Now go & enjoy your dad's funeral."""
"Two blondes talking to each other... One asks the other, ""Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?"" The other blonde says, ""Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."""
"Why is the beach wet? Cause the seaweed"
"An important phone call is something that occurs when there's no better excuse to ignore someone."
"Why does the mushroom always get invited to the party? Because he was a fungi"
"Making out with the pharmacist has its percocets..."
"Which cheese is made backwards? Edam! (Kill me)"
"I love hitting F5... It's so refreshing"
"So an interviewer asked me where I saw myself in 5 years How should I know, I don't have 20/20 vision!"