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Joke of the Day
"Which cheese is made backwards? Edam! (Kill me)"
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"Q: Where do you look for blonde's obituaries? A: Under ""Home Improvements."""
"Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces."
"whos your future husband or wife mine reddit alien"
"My date asked me if I smoked after sex. I told her ""I dunno, I've never checked."""
"How do you kill bread? Bake it for a little while, and it will be toast."
"What did the Belgian Nazis call themselves? The Waffle S.S."
"""I could probz bench press, like, five of you""-me talking to a cool squirrel I just met"
"Why did the butter maker not tell anybody his secret recipe? He was afraid they'd spread it around."
"I found a ghost passed out on my stairs last night. He must have been really into the boos! Happy October!"