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Joke of the Day

"Which cheese is made backwards? Edam! (Kill me)"

"I still remember that moment I said I love you too, coz that's the exact moment my life got fucked up!"

"Brad Pitt might be ""better looking"" than me, but I am considerably fatter."

"Incest... When you hit a little too close to home"

"If Sesame Street really cared about children they'd realize Big Bird could feed a hungry family for a month."

"My packing technique for jams is amazingly effective; cram equipment in case, sit on case, break case, swear at case, buy new case, repeat."

"What drinking game is Hillary Clinton best at? Flip Cup (coin)"

"They say that all things come in threes and yeah maybe I did too once because I was really drunk and she looked like a five."

"Call me crazy, but I kinda like the way people look with their lips cut off"

"The first time a girl walked up to me and gave me her number I didn't know what to do so I ate it."