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Joke of the Day

"Success is like Pregnancy Everyone congratulates you, but no one knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it."

"I've got a mentally disabled flamboyantly homosexual friend. I describe him as being flame retardant."

"What's the difference between your mom and a condom? A condom wasn't on my dick last night!"

"Oh I thought it was wait 30 YEARS after eating before you exercise."

"My mother didn't want me to go to culinary school. She said it would be a high whisk environment."

"The Milli Vanilli Tour has been cancelled... They blamed it on the rain"

"Anyone here know of Gaddafi? Probably not. He's pretty underground."

"Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people.we haven't met yet."

"One of the cooler things you can do when you die is be buried with an elephant bone, just to confuse future archaeologists."

"At first I was angry... ...when all my friends began collecting stamps after I started. But then I remembered: imitation is the sincerest form of philately."