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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between your mom and a condom? A condom wasn't on my dick last night!"

"A grand jury is made up of a cross-section of the community. I ride the train w/the cross-section & it's mostly people peeing on the floor."

"I always hold the door for ladies, but they never seem to get in the car when I do that."

"Did you hear about the guy how lost his whole left side? He's alright now."

"High School French In high school, I was in the French Club. All we would ever do is surrender to the German Club."

"What religion does a drinking feline believe? Cat-holic"

"What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls? Rick O'Shea."

"What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist bastard."

"When the book of Revelations was written, the writer wrote that the end of the world would be signaled by trumpets. In fact, God had said Trump/Pence."

"Did you guys hear the one about the circus fire? It was intense."