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Joke of the Day
"The Milli Vanilli Tour has been cancelled... They blamed it on the rain"
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"I have a good gay joke so good it will make your hole weak."
"What symphony is a pedophiles favorite? Mozart's magic flute in A minor."
"Why do hamburgers and hot dogs fuck their cousins? Because they're inbred!"
"What do you call a very lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato."
"A lot of parents are asking questions about my baby cannon. Like ""Does it really fire babies?"" & ""Have you seen my son Jeff?"""
"Not to brag but my son's friend said ""Your dad looks hot"" when I was cleaning the pool. She followed with ""Is that heat stroke?"" but still."
"My German friend brought his newly-bought laptop to me... ...and said ""I shouldn't have bought one with a English keyboard. Can you tell me what this is?"" He then pointed at the space bar."
"So I was sitting in traffic the other day... got run over."
"I bought an official Craig David fridge recently, and it's useless! It only chills on Sundays!"