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Joke of the Day
"Anyone here know of Gaddafi? Probably not. He's pretty underground."
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"ME: how long will it take to remodel my house? CONTRACTOR: only about 2 months [9 years later] CONTRACTOR: ok so we've installed 1 stair"
"RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Praying for telemarketers to call so I can experience human contact as I slowly dissolve into dust"
"polish priest sacked by the Vatican...... Well that's really taken the shine off the pope :)"
"Crayons are a lot like M&M's. All of the colors taste the same."
"So Chris Brown has quit music... Unsurprisingly, he has beaten Rihanna to it."
"What do you call one billion facebook users piled on top of each other? suckerberg"
"What do you call a geologist who can't hear? Stone deaf..."
"Theres one thing that you can't say on Reddit: [removed]"
"""Drop it like its hot"" -Terrible Parenting advice from snoop dog"