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Joke of the Day
"A blind guy walks into a bar... His friend then asks if he is okay."
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"I think my girlfriend might have an eating disorder I threw her onto the bed last night and my dog jumped up to retrieve her"
"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice."
"Why David shorted his surname to Hoff? Because it was too much Hassel"
"LPT: If you ever find that your hard drive has been wiped, don't worry! Just call the NSA, they'll have have all your information backed up"
"What do you call the total pay from your jobs as a garbageman, a sewage plant worker, and a drug smuggler? Your gross income."
"Chinese takeout, $15.00, gas to get there, $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes. Riceless."
"The Anesthesiologist has become Comfortably numb."
"*pretending to talk on my phone so I don't look like a loser standing by myself* -Haha yea dude last night was craz- *phone starts ringing*"
"How many Latvian to eat potato? soldier"