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Joke of the Day
"You know what would be a hilarious prank? Make people study for 18 years and dont give them a job."
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"Money is the root of all evil, until the collection plate comes around"
"My girlfriend and I couldn't agree on which guitar strings to play In the end we struck an A Chord"
"My dick is like a dollar bill... About 6 inches long, 3 inches wide, and you should wash your hands after touching it"
"What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !"
"Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging? Because X was always 10"
"What is Israel's favorite planet? Jewpiter"
"Coma's can really change the meaning of a sentence... For instance: * Hillary is in a hurry. * Hillary is in a coma."
"A child will either brush their teeth for 3 seconds or for 15 minutes."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown ... and one turns to the other and says, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""