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Joke of the Day
"I used to have a car that was made out of wood... The only problem was it woodn't go!"
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"Hey guys. What's the most reassuring thing about the Riot Police presence in Hong Kong right now? *Their guns are probably made in China.* yuk yuk yuk"
"When Bill Gates feels like a million bucks, he's having a crappy day."
"Liam Gallagher was never good in science. When asked to name 3 chemical elements, he said ""Gold and silver and sunshine."""
"What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest? A dookie"
"Listening to Katy Perry is like fucking a fat person... It is fun, it is easy, but you don't want others to know you do it."
"On average, a single male has sex 89 times a year. Tomorrow is going to be really awesome for me!"
"I'm pretty sure that if Walt Disney watched Disney Channel today, he would cry."
"Want to know why I like space heaters? ""They make great housewarming gifts"""
"Why did spider-man cross the road? To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*"