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Joke of the Day
"What is worse than a worm in a cherry? Half of a worm in half of a cherry."
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"Mommy mommy what happened to all your scabs ...[NSFL] Shut up and eat your corn flakes!"
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa. Not yelling and screaming, like the people in his car"
"Two snakes walk into a bar. Turns out they were lizards."
"I went to the doctor because my eye hurt every time i drank tea. He told me to take the spoon out."
"The problem with a well balanced diet is the amount of chicken wings I have to eat that equals the weight of a dozen beers."
"What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Ten-ish"
"My dad got fired from the local calendar shop He kept taking days off"
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Just kidding. He hasn't opened it yet."
"What does a mexican magician make for breakfast? Toast-tah-dahs!"