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Joke of the Day

"Two snakes walk into a bar. Turns out they were lizards."

"TIL grizzly bears are not harmed by microwave radiation. In fact, they are one among several species of non-polar bear!"

"Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!"

"The CS:GO Joke. In a COMP match in CSGO how many people does Olofmeister kill? Olofem"

"How many Psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. But the light bulb has to want to change."

"You're riding a horse, a giraffe is running next to you and a lion is chasing you. What do you do? Get your drunk as off the carousel."

"What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas? Cancer."

"What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle? Life"

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Dad."

"Helen Keler walked into a bar then a table.....then a chair."