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Joke of the Day
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Just kidding. He hasn't opened it yet."
Next Joke
"Her: *puts cherry stem in mouth *pulls it out with a knot *winks Him: *puts earbuds in pocket *pulls it out with 5 knots *doesn't get laid"
"I like to go to the vet It's a lot cheaper than the doctor. The only shitty part is the thermometer"
"Thanks for explaining to me what ""many"" means! It means a lot!"
"I imagine it's pretty humbling for someone who's literally taking part in their first rodeo"
"What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion? No one cries when you cut up Pizza."
"What branch of government actually listens to the people? [The NSA !](/spoiler)"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'eleph ino."
"Bought some vaginal jelly the other day... Didn't taste like it at all!!"
"What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's 20 of them."