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Joke of the Day
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Just kidding. He hasn't opened it yet."
Next Joke
"What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater? That was the most violent book I've ever read."
"*scrolling through Liam Neeson action movies* Sigh, why are all the good ones either GREY or TAKEN"
"What's the difference between a decrepit rickety bus and the Egyptian god of death? One is an old bus and the other is Anubis."
"Make sure you always tip the people who make your pizza... They knead the dough."
"What did the cannibal order at the bakery? Cinnamon buns."
"Did you hear they finally caught the watch thief? It was only a matter of time!"
"Kids these days don't give a fuck about acid They're all about that base. Credit to /u/Assorted_Jellymemes"
"I came here to tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it."
"What do you call a chica on the go? Chicago"