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Joke of the Day
"What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Ten-ish"
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"Pirate, land lubber Yarrrr, Why be it that land-lubbers are never confident? For they are always on shore..."
"Seriously, this is the last time I trust a baby with firearms."
"Why are lawyers and their clients not allowed to engage in sexual relations? So the client doesn't get billed twice for getting fucked twice!"
"Invisibility You just don't see it these days"
"The sign said 'Free Range Chickens'. So, I took some."
"I just witnessed a co worker eat a cupcake with no frosting. What kind of devil worshiping nonsense is this?"
"How do clams communicate? A shell phone!"
"What is the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, ""Spit out your gum,"" but a train says, ""Chew chew!"""
"What did they call the sugar that went to space? Intergalactose"