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Joke of the Day
"The Supreme Court is really just a regular court with tomatoes and sour cream."
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"What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow? -Your pants are on backwards"
"*sits son down for the talk* You ready? ""Yeah"" Ok. When a man and a woman love each other- *pulls out Pokeball* -they throw this at a baby"
"My friend asked me to change a dollar bill to four quarters... ...so I tore it in half twice."
"What did the Hispanic security guard drink at the airport... Tea Ese."
"What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party? ""You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."""
"My wine drinking is merely functional... My personality is better with a little marinade."
"I think the scariest Halloween decorations I've seen this year have to be All the little blue signs that say Trump-Pence on them"
"What's the worst part about fuckin terrorists? Their hairy assholes..."