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Joke of the Day

"What did the Hispanic security guard drink at the airport... Tea Ese."

"People don't hate you because you're beautiful. people hate you because you're a nasty b itch."

"We have enough pictures of airplane wings now, people who travel. Thanks."

"The Samsung Galaxy is a cool phone if you don't mind carrying around a 42"" screen."

"*me holding a human baby* i think this cat is broken"

"What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway? Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk."

"Bill Gates be like: Hi,my name is Bill Gates, Let me teach you how to count: 1, 2, 3, 95, NT, 200, XP, VISTA, 7, 8, 10 Now give me money."

"What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits your windshield? it's butt."

"What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease? Well, one's a cunning runt..."

"Pretty sure autocorrect and Siri talk shit about me behind my back."