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Joke of the Day
"My wine drinking is merely functional... My personality is better with a little marinade."
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"Looks like my prof is giving black friday deals too 50% off late assignments."
"Why can't Vader find a steady relationship? He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places"
"When I say, ""No problem,"" I mean, ""YOU REMEMBER THIS FAVOR FOREVER."""
"I can't believe rattlesnake warnings are called rattles and not cautionary tails"
"How do you get your girlfriend to fart? Pull out"
"I asked my wife.. ""what would you do if I won the lottery?"" She replied, "" I would take half and leave you."" I said, ""good I won $12. Here's $6, now fuck off."""
"What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!"
"Why does Donald Trump always seem upset? Because it's better to be pissed off than pissed on."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? [NSFW?] To get to the little bitch's house. *knock, knock* The chicken."