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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part about fuckin terrorists? Their hairy assholes..."
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"What do you call a French guy wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope"
"WISE MAN #1: I brought gold for the babe WISE MAN #2: frankincense WISE MAN #3: myrrh ME: *pulls out Chili's gift card* I hate you guys"
"My friends say I can be condescending That's when you talk down to people."
"My friend said his baby is sooo smart but the stupid idiot can't even figure out his way home when I forget him on the bus"
"What do you cal a Deaf and Mute person? It doesn't matter. He's not going to come."
"Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? In an American nursing home."
"How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits? They were impressive!"
"I always heat up my Thanksgiving leftovers. I quit cold turkey a long time ago."
"My dentist tells me to floss my teeth daily. I wish he'd leave me alone."