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"What's the worst part about fuckin terrorists? Their hairy assholes..."
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"Went to Big Lots with a $100 gift certificate and they just handed me the keys to the store."
"You haven't seen a woman overreact until you've told a woman she's overreacting."
"What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange? ""Be quiet, I'm concentrating!"""
"""If anyone has any reason Kim & Kanye should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace."" -Taylor Swift's moment of revenge"
"[at Indian restaurant] ""Those triangular pastry parcels with the spicy filling were delicious!"" ""Samosa?"" ""Oh no thanks, I'm full"""
"What should you do if your car's engine is running slow? Get it to do some CARdio"
"We don't have mistletoe at Christmas so we just kiss under the influence."
"In a perfect world, the phrase ""axe body spray"" would only be used to refer to blood splatter patterns."
"What's a pirates favorite letter? You'd think it's ""R"" but it's actually the ""C""."