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Joke of the Day
"Parents: Stop making videos of your kid coming home from the dentist all fucked up."
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"What is the difference between Kanye West and God? God doesn't think that He's Kanye."
"You matter... Until you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you energy."
"Weird how the guys who say that don't see race always know the black-on-black crime statistics."
"""What's your name?"" ""Who's your daddy?"" ""Is he rich like me?"" These ""reset your password"" questions are getting kind of weird."
"Hands down half 6 is my favourite time of day."
"There are two types of people in this world :) and (:"
"A computer developer after spending time with his girlfriend And after he makes love to her he tells her that they're compatible together and to not update the drivers"
"How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave? There's Starbucks next to the headstone."
"Random number generator Two programmers discuss: - I need a random number generator. Do you have something? - 27"