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Joke of the Day

"I signed up on Match.com... They set me up with a couch and a bottle of hand lotion... ...on the bright side it was my 1st 3-way."

"Want to hear a really shitty gay joke? poop dick"

"What does donald trump use when he plays FPS games? Wallhacks"

"Did you know there are two different types of people in the world? Boys and girls."

"Jack and jill Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. Jack had a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jills real name was Randy."

"I got jumped by five black guys in Baltimore. The car started right up but they said I'd need a new battery."

"A kaddish is a hymn of praises to God found in a Jewish prayer service. What is its Muslim equivalent? A kaboom!"

"Why is it impossible to run through a campground? You can only ran, because it's past tents."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay to see a lentil."

"When you've got a bladder infection... Urine trouble."