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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread? A: Because he tried to get fresh."

"Who has more money than God? His Ex-Wife."

"I thought Match .com was a place to arrange fights to the death, but turns out it's a website to find love. So I was close."

"I hope zombies will come from Mexico. After eating their way through fat Americans, they'll be like ""Sorry little Canadians. We're full."""

"Why are most runners single? At best they're ASICS."

"School portraits would be way cooler if they were all mid-spaghetti-bite candids."

"Amnesia I was going to tell a joke about amnesia, but I forgot what it was."

"What is a Catholic priest's dream second job? Warden at juvenile detention center."

"What do you call a chilly office? A cubicicle"

"Algorithm A former vice president playing the drums"