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Joke of the Day

"Some morbid baby jokes What's scarier then ten babies in one jar? A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container? A: blend it."

"I like to spend my Sunday night wishing it wasn't Sunday night."

"I still eat around bruised parts of fruit like a scared 4-year-old."

"I'd say I'm a down to earth guy... but that's mostly because of gravity..."

"The ""Parmesan"" cheese in the USA is an abomination of the original. Start buying parmigiano reggiano and make America grate again."

"You know how you can tell a Black Bear from a Grizzly? Black Bears smoke Newports."

"I used to be addicted... To the hokey pokey but I turned myself around"

"What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist? An etymologist would know"

"What did Santa Claus say when Mrs. Claus asked him for the weather? It's rain, dear!"

"Joke of The Day 6/9/14 Slept like a log last night........Woke up in the fireplace."